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Two ad agencies try to sell cosmetic surgery for Children.


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Breast Uplift and Tummy Tuck Cosmetic Surgery

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www.aurora-clinics.co.uk Breast Uplift & Tummy Tuck cosmetic surgery Mr Richards of www.aurora-clinics.co.uk shows a video of a breast uplift and tummy tuck Cosmetic Surgery Procedure (abdominoplasty) procedure. He shows how asymetry in the breast is corrected by a breast uplift and the results of the tummy tuck and breast uplift. For more information contact 01844 214362 and speak to one of our patient advisors.

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Question by The Black Rabbit of Inlé: Some Jews stitched on foreskins, some wore deer hooves on their feet. Did any Jews do both to avoid the Nazis?
“Several men underwent “cosmetic surgery” as Berman puts it, which was meant to hide the fact that they had been circumcised.”

http://www.haaretz.com/between-warsaw-and-tel-aviv-1.243311

“two young brothers who hid in a forest, strapping the hooves of deer to their feet whenever they ventured into the snow to confuse those who were trying to find them.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/opinion/09mendelsohn.html?ref=opinion

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Answer by Atheism Fails Again
“stitched on foreskins” I prefer death.

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Iran’s cosmetic craze – 25 July 07

A crackdown on western influences in fashion may make you think Iran is an unlikely hotspot for cosmetic surgery. Record numbers of people are going under the knife in Tehran to get that perfect nose. Ali Reza Ronaghi reports.
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Question by Suzie s: Do you ever wonder what happens to the bits a surgeon cuts off?
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore herself to her former youthful glory.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she’d tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.

Who are these from ?” she asked the nurse, “They’re very nice but I’m a bit confused as to why I’ve received them.”

“Well” said the nurse, “The first is from the surgeon – the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks.”

“Ahhh, thats really nice” said Lucy.

“The second is from your husband – he’s delighted the operation was such a success that he can’t wait to get you home. Apparently it’ll be the first time he’s touched the sides for years and he’s very excited!”

“Brilliant!” said Lucy. “And the third?”

“Thats from Eric in the burns unit” said the nurse.
“He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!”

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Answer by Dominic J
Actually they go to a clinical incinerator, but your cat is very cute! Funny.

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new ears ??????

Question by c.kisback: new ears ??????
After her fifth child, Carol decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore herself to her former youthful glory – cos her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she’d tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot, rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.

“Who are these from ?” she asked the nurse, “They’re very nice but I’m a bit confused as to why I’ve received them.”

“Well” said the nurse, “The first is from the surgeon – the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks”
“Ahhh, that’s really nice” said Carol

“The second is from your husband – he’s delighted the operation was such a success that he can’t wait to get you home. Apparently it’ll be the first time he’s touched the sides for years and he’s very excited!”.
“Brilliant!” said Carol. “And the third?”

“That’s from Eric in the burns unit” said the nurse.
“He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.”

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Answer by Geo
That was quite good, I didn’t like the ryhmes one though.

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nip and tuck?

Question by shadowstormemily: nip and tuck?
After her 6th child Jane decided she should have some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that 6 kids now being the limit,she’d tidy things up with a nip and tuck so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.Following the operation she awoke from the anaesthetic to find 3 red roses at the end of the bed.”Who are these from?” she asked the nurse,”They’re very nice but i’m a bit confused as to why i’ve received them.”"Well” said the nurse,”The 1st is from the surgeon the op went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks”.”The 2nd is from your husband he’s delighted the op was such a success and he cant wait to get you home.Apparantly it’ll be the first time he’s touched the sides for years and he’s very excited!”And the 3rd?”"Thats from John,a patient in the burns unit,” said the nurse.”He wants to say thanks 4 his new ears.”

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Answer by irishgirl_donegalgirl
L O L 10/10

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Question by Tink: You Guys are awesome, last one as its bed time. night x?
After the birth of her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she’d tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
“Who are these from?” she asked the nurse, “They’re very nice but I’m a bit confused as to why I’ve received them.”
“Well” said the nurse, “The first is from the surgeon – the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks.”
“Ahhh, that’s really nice” said Jane.
“The second is from your husband – he’s delighted the operation was such a success that he can’t wait to get you home. Apparently it’ll be the first time he’s touched the sides for years and he’s very excited!”
“Brilliant!” said Jane. “And the third?”
“That’s from Eric, a patient in the burns unit,” said the nurse. “He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.”

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Answer by eca1094
that was pretty good

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